The New York Times is encouraging people to eat "the lobsters of the trees," better known as cicadas

Not the Bee ^ | 05/07/2024 | Cardinal Pritchard

[Bon of Babble]

Pretty much anything you can make with shrimp, you can make with cicadas.

[Bon of Babble]

For his ramp and cicada kimchi, he leaves the insects whole and intact in their crackling shells so they're slowly permeated with a spicy fermenting juice, and serves it with a wobble of soft tofu and warm rice.

[Bon of Babble]

You will own nothing, eat bugs, and be happy!

[butlerweave]

You first New York Times , post some videos of your employees enjoying the crunch

[silent majority rising]

I am encouraging the NYT to ESAD (Eat Poo and Die).

[Flag_This]

"Pretty much anything you can make with shrimp, you can make with cicadas."

A month ago I made a joke about "coconut-fried tree shrimp" and the proglodytes make me a prophet.

[yldstrk]

My sil had a cat that liked them. As for me, I’ll pass.

[Flavious_Maximus]

“...post some videos of your employees enjoying the crunch...”

The New York Times is filled with sodomites. The only crunch they like is the one they get when fudge packing. /spit

[EvilCapitalist]

Let the Illegal Aliens crossing our Southern border eat them.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Only shrimp are not bugs. They are crustaceans.

[reasonisfaith]

But they taste terrible.

[unread]

"A month ago I made a joke about "coconut-fried tree shrimp" and the proglodytes make me a prophet."

Look behind you, they're watching you closely.. :(

[reasonisfaith]

Civilized people don’t eat cicadas, or any other nasty thing like it.

[SamAdams76]

There are some that call shrimp and lobsters the “insects of the sea” but they are crustaceans, not even in the same ballpark as insects.

[Fido969]

“The dogs don’t like it”

[xoxox]

No thanks.

[logi_cal869]

Wake me when they’re serving this ‘lobster’ at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner...

[I want the USA back]

I’ll consider it when the White House includes cicadas in state dinners for foreign leaders.

Yes, president Macron, we are pleased to offer you this evening our finest menu:

Antipasto de Ant au cervelle de souris.
Sauteed cicada a la oignon.
grilled grasshoppers with sauce de Worstershire aux grenouilles de Marais.

Bon appetit!

[Carriage Hill]

Use enough “Navy Gravy” (Ketchup) and they’ll taste just fine.
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[NewHampshireDuo]

An apartment I had in college was infested with cockroaches. We’d have to cycle the toaster in the AM to get them out before making toast. If we’d known better we could have left them in there and had cockroach toast. Yum.

[dfwgator]

What about Cockroach Cluster?