[rockabyebaby]

Actually he was the first man on the moon, just ask him!

No no no, he was the first man to hang out with Eve in Eden!

[Mr Rogers]

“No no no, he was the first man to hang out with Eve in Eden!”

Can’t be. If it had been Joe Biden instead of Adam, we’d be in Eden still!

(Stolen from the musical “Camelot”)