DFU SONG: We Are the Champions (Gray Davis meltdown) 3-22-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

I am not nuts…I'm really sane
I am the Gov…so don't you complain

Simon is leading…I don't know how
We'd better pull some dirty tricks and do it now

Don't you people understand

I kept the lights on for you
I know the big surplus…that, I blew
I kept the lights on…I kept the lights on
Don't call me crazy, 'cause I kept the lights on…for you all

Contracts were bad…that I must hide
Keep stupid voters…with me on my side
I am not melting…oh, no, not me
I'll pull a rabbit from the hat…wait and see

Don't you people understand

I kept the lights on for you
I know the big surplus…that, I blew
I kept the lights on…I kept the lights on
Don't call me crazy, 'cause I kept the lights on…for you all

[Nam Vet]

As an ex-Kalifornian (Upland), I'm still embarassed by this blowhard. Think we will be rid of this gasbag come election time Doug?

Nam Vet

[Countyline]

Great. Right on.

[Countyline]

Great. Right on.

[doug from upland]

I hope we can get rid of him but the state is still overrun with RATS. It will be a difficult tenure if Simon wins. The legislature will try to do whatever it can to fight him and destroy him.

I don't want Davis for governor, but I still have great respect for him for his service to this nation and his Silver Star in Vietnam.

[doug from upland]

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