You are too kind.
This is not just a "kidnap gang" as the press reported.
They are Muslim terrorists tied to al-Qaeda.
Their goal is to cleanse Asia of all Christian and US influence and impose Shariah as the law of the land.
Not anymore they aren't.
Back in the eighties, you were kidnapped, someone paid the ransom, and you were let go.
They aren't even trying to kidnap you now. Just blow you up as they drive by.