[webstersII]

"If a 175-pound man fell into one end, he would come out the other end as 38 pounds of oil, 7 pounds of gas, and 7 pounds of minerals, as well as 123 pounds of sterilized water. "

Sounds like it will be of interest to the guys who took care of Jimmy Hoffa and the rest of the "family". Ain't technology grand?

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

Reportedly one of Saddam's sons was feeding people into a chipper/shredder - maybe he already had this process and was converting his political enemies into oil?

[Rate_Determining_Step]

"If a 175-pound man fell into one end, he would come out the other end as 38 pounds of oil, 7 pounds of gas, and 7 pounds of minerals, as well as 123 pounds of sterilized water. "

Let's just end energy problems forever...