DFU SONG: Hats off to Larry (Mary Carey for Governor song)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - HATS OF TO LARRY

We have all been screwed big time...by scumbag Grayout Davis
One candidate's very sensuous...she has come forward to save us

Pants off for Mary...don't be a fo-oo-ool
With her as governor, it...would be so co-oo-ool
If it is la-ate...and you...do not have yourself a da-ate
Mary Carey's sure to come through for you

She will get you aroused
You'll like the things she has espoused
Mary Carey, I'm voting for you-oo-oo-oo

Pants off for Mary...don't be a fo-oo-ool
With her as governor, it...would be so co-oo-ool
She will please your eyes...oh, my...are you drooling at her thi-ighs?
Mary Carey's sure to come through for you

Pants off for Mary...don't be a fo-oo-ool
With her as governor, it...would be so co-oo-ol
She is so ho-ot...oh, yes...I like the stuff that she's go-ot
Mary Carey's sure to come through for you

She will get you aroused
You'll like the things she has espoused
Mary Carey, I'm voting for you-oo-oo-oo

Pants off for Mary...don't be a fo-oo-ool
With her as governor, it...would be so co-oo-ool
If it's getting la-ate...and you...do not have yourself a da-ate
Mary Carey's sure to come through for you

[Russell Scott]

Gives new meaning to the term "political whore".

[doug from upland]

Hey, come on. That is the term I use for Hillary. I'm going to submit this to her campaign and see if they want it for her official song.

[Fledermaus]

She's a "healthy" young lady. At least they are real. But they are going to be knee-knockers if she doesn't put on a bra.

[doug from upland]

Campaign theme: if you are going to be screwed by a politician, you might as well enjoy it.

[Fred Mertz]

Thanks for letting me know her name. She's got my vote, even if I live in Kentucky.

[Renfield]

Hate to burst your bubble, but Mary Carey is "enhanced". (I read an interview with her, she was asked, and admitted it.)

[doug from upland]

Despite enhancement, she would still be a better governor than Gray Davis.

[null and void]

Despite enhancement, she would still be a better governor than Gray Davis.

Who is definitely not enhanced. Badly embalmed maybe, but not enhanced...

[doug from upland]

Doug, this is your conscience. After this exploit, you had better do some serious penance.

[Renfield]

As an interesting aside, my college girlfriend was named Carey, and her twin sister was named Mary. So this candidate has my sentimental support. (And as an aside to the aside, Carey was one red-hot mama...yow!)

[gonzo]

Geez, Doug, it's the middle of summer in Florida and suddenly it's getting nipply out...........FRegards

[doug from upland]

Bumping (and grinding).