"White Powder" legislation NOW!!!

10-12-01 | Sabertooth

[B4Ranch]

the one thing most people seem to have a helluva time getting in their heads is that ANTHRAX SPORES ARE RED!

[Jack Barbara]

I've always been inclined to believe that ANTHRAX SPORES tend to lean toward capitalism. At least that's my empirical experience, having met only a few SPORES.

[RnMomof7]

I've lost track of all of the "white powder" situations that have arisen in the last few days. This only serves to point out the need for Congress and the government to do something. White powder has replaced handguns as the most dangerous threat our country faces. With that in mind, I call upon them, in the name of all of humanity and the human children, to BAN ALL WHITE POWDER NOW! Thank you

Hillary will sponser the bill,I am sure it was just a Clinton oversight during his 8 years..

Dont worry Big Brother will help..

Does that mean no more Talc powder....OH well it is for the good of the country..

[Jack Barbara]

I, of late, have had a reoccurring dream of an anthrax train entering a tunnel. Can you interpret the meaning?

[Charles Henrickson]

Kirby and Hoover

[fone]

I'm waiting for what Miss Cleo has to say on the matter.

[fone]

>>>Does that mean no more Talc powder....

Actually, I'm a bit concerned about the powdered sugar on my French Toast...

[Jack Barbara]

MISS CLEO IS A PLANT!

some sort of begonia, as I recall.

[Charles Henrickson]

I, of late, have had a reoccurring dream of an anthrax train entering a tunnel. Can you interpret the meaning?

Is Alec Baldwin the conductor on this train?

[Jack Barbara]

[Jack Barbara]

Maggie Thacher wearing a double knit blue polyester thong and red leather cowboy boots is the conductor. Is this important information?

[RnMomof7]

Actually, I'm a bit concerned about the powdered sugar on my French Toast...

You will be fine..just follow Clintons advise and whatever you do Don't "inhale"

[fone]

Good advice!

I've also become very paranoid about scrubbing the sink out. That Comet looks quite suspect =)

[RnMomof7]

LOL..stop looking for excuses and do your duty..you are sounding more like Clinton by the minute*grin*

[tamu]

yes, politics makes for strange bedfellows. i can see it now
the baby bottom lobby, the french toast coalition and the anti-WOD crowd
all ban together to defeat the white power 'bill' (pun intended).
this may be for our own good, can you imagine a generation of
kids raised without talc, now THAT would be a disgruntled voting block!

[shezza]

Found white granular-looking substance in bowl on counter this morning. No distinguishable odor. Tried several spoonsful in coffee. Slightly acidic taste. Had two cups. Awaiting symptoms.

[Sabertooth]

"Awaiting symptoms."

Why wait?

Call the FBI now!

NOW!!

[fone]

(= Beware! =)

[aomagrat]

BREAKING!!!!!!!!!

Police and fire department called to local Safeway after numerous bags of white powder found on the shelves in an aisle.

[FReethesheeples]

;^)