[Fixit]

You forgot the optional "personalized matching inscription."

[Fixit]

Given how much this jerk loves technology, he'd probably go for a machine readable tattoo:

[Eala]

You forgot the optional "personalized matching inscription."

My wife's first nanny had such a tattoo -- from Auschwitz. She recalls how she and her sisters were awakened many a night by their nanny's nightmare screams and cries about "the smell."