Transvestites angry at poll checks

Ananova ^ | 12/16/2001

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How long before this problem, like national identity cards, reaches our shores? Then we'll see public service annoncements from the National Council on Transvestism.

"Transvestism -- it's not just for special occasions anymore."

"It's an everyday thing."

"Transvestism -- it's what's for dinner, lunch, or the Monday night game with the boys."

"Come on out of that closet and wear that sporty pink chiffon number."

"Freedom: It's what happens when you top 'picking up the wife's dry-cleaning' and start wearing it yourself."

And inevitably:

"Tranvestism: it's not just a guy thing.

"Or a white 'thang.'"

There will be "Transvestism Awareness Days" in the public schools, and at least one national hero will be "outed" as a skirt-wearer.

We've all seen this before, so we pretty much tell what the slogans will be before they're written.

[pray4liberty]

Vote absentee.

[janetgreen]

Looks like "Divine" (remember him/her?).

[Kermit]

There aren't any transvestite women, they can wear whatever they want. More evidence that women really have more freedom than men.