[powderhorn]

Nobody wants to be in an axis with France anyway. I mean, what has France done since inventing the fork? Not much.

[JenB]

Not much? You call French fashion, and all those weird Enlightenment philosophers, and the wines and cheese, and the Eiffel Tower 'not much'?!!

So do I.

[crystalk]

The fork (table utensil) was invented in Italy.

[Dick Bachert]

The GUILLOTINE. You forgot the GUILLOTINE. We are probably going to need several hundred of those at some point down the road -- and for the same sort of folks.