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To: Grampa Dave
"Define Geld for those younger and tender people on FR!"

It's best defined as:

The process by which, mysteriously, all testosterone is drained from the bodies of otherwise virile American males, especially those who enter political life, in their vain attempts to make women like them in order to get their votes. Which, in the end, is entirely futile because women don't want to vote for jellyfish!!!

Now... are you seriously trying to tell me there are actually "young and tender" members of FreeperLand? You have GOT to be KIDDING!!! They usually do not remain "virginal" for very long, Grampa!!!

47 posted on 04/07/2002 8:50:25 AM PDT by SierraWasp
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To: SierraWasp
Remember a lot of young Americans have only seen a horse or a cow on tv or in a Disney movie. So they have zero concept of Gelding or anything that deals with reality an animals.

You should see the look on their faces when I tell them that we are having a Bambi steak dinner. Disney and TV have removed all reality about animals and the food chain with the exception of those at the top of the food chain, us!

I would say to Simon supporters to GELD Davis, but obviously, that would have been a wasted operation and time all of his life. There never has been anything to GELD.

Too bad his mother did not believe in abortion during her pregancy with this ultimate light in the brain and sneakers clymer.

GELD DAVIS! VOTE FOR SIMON!

48 posted on 04/07/2002 9:00:57 AM PDT by Grampa Dave
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To: SierraWasp
"So they have zero concept of Gelding"

You're so right, Grampa Dave, I just hadn't considered that and that's terrible if I'm going to continue to label myself a "Considerate Conservative!"

Ok, kids... here's how to remember what "Gelded," or "Gelding" means... just think of this... GOT BALLS? (NOT!)

Grampa... It all kinda reminds me of that ole tune that Nipsy Russell used ta sing... "Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls, whose got the balls? Well, you can't play the game at all, if you haven't got any balls!"

50 posted on 04/07/2002 1:11:05 PM PDT by SierraWasp
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