You talkin 'bout wunna them there "sigmoidoscopies?" Heck, they not only snake a T.V. camera up there while blowin in air frum a compressor, they let'cha watch the T.V. while they're doin it!!!
Then they send'ja home witha massive gas pain!!! Then ya git heartburn from the bill. All because the media keeps yellin atcha that somethin might be groin in one of those hairpin turns. From now on, I'm tellin 'em I'm eatin beans and they can blow it out theirs!
Now... what were we talkin 'bout? Oh, yeah... Energy Consultants workin both ends against the middle, that's right. (/crude rant)(grin)
(Well, you brought it up, cod!)
ROFL!!!