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CA GOV DAVIS NEW BUMPER STICKERS
Posted on 05/16/2001 11:09:26 PDT by CHICAGOFARMER

California Govenor Gray Davis bumper stickers
Humor for the day.

What is the difference between Gray Davis and the Titanic?
When the Titanic when down, the lights were still on!!
"If Gray Davis were software, he'd be a virus."
"If Gray Davis were Renee Descartes, he would not exist."
"If Gray Davis were a religious leader, he would be Jim Jones."
"If Gray Davis were a houseguest, he'd be Kato Kaetlin."
"If Gray Davis were in a movie, he'd play Wilson in 'Castaway.'"
"If Gray Davis were a suburb, he'd be Love Canal."
"If Gray Davis were a quarterback, he'd be Ryan Leaf."
"If Gray Davis were a batting average, he'd be the Mendoza Line."
"If Gray Davis were a fighter pilot, he'd be Wong Wei."
"If Gray Davis were a ball gown, he'd be a bikini."
"If Gray Davis were an angle, he'd be obtuse."
"If Gray Davis were a bridge, he'd be the Tacoma Narrows."
"If Gray Davis were a woman, he'd be Renee Richards."
"If Grey Davis were Washington, we'd be bowing to the queen."
"If Gray Davis were a jockey, he'd be Minnesota Fats."
"If Gray Davis were a video game, he'd be pong."
"If Gray Davis were the devil, hell would cool off."
"If Gray Davis were a dumbwaiter, he'd be overemployed."
"If Gray Davis were a gift, he'd be a fruitcake."
"If Gray Davis were a gift, he'd be returned."
"If Gray Davis were a check, he'd bounce."
"If Gray Davis were a general, he'd be Custer."
"If Gray Davis were a doctor, he'd be Kevorkian."
"If Gray Davis were a blimp, he'd be the Hindenburg."
"If Gray Davis were a hunter, he'd be Elmer Fudd."
"If Gray Davis were cloned, he'd be Laurel and Hardy."
"If Gray Davis were a country, he'd be France."
"If Gray Davis were a power plant, he'd be Chernobyl."
"If Gray Davis were a currency, he'd be the ruble."
"If Gray Davis were a movie, he'd be 'Dumb and Dumber.'"
"If Gray Davis were a football team, he'd be the 1976 Tampa Bay Bucs."
"If Gray Davis owned a basketball team, he'd be Donald Sterling."
"If Gray Davis were a seaman, he'd be Gilligan."
"If Gray Davis were an international organization, he'd be The League of Nations."
"If Gray Davis were a geographic location, he'd be the Bermuda Triangle."
"If Gray Davis were an airplane, he'd be the Spruce Goose."
"If Gray Davis were a street, he'd be a dead-end."
"If Gray Davis were an intellectual, he'd be Jethro Bodine."
"If Gray Davis were Thomas Edison, we'd would never have had this problem."
"If Gray Davis were a deadly disease, he'd be an ingrown toenail."
"If Gray Davis were a pill, he'd be a placebo."
"If Gray Davis were a repairman, he'd be Ernest."
"If Gray Davis were a secret agent, he'd be 86."
"If Gray Davis were an ocean, he'd be Walden Pond."
"If Gray Davis were a soft drink, he'd be the New Coke."
"If Gray Davis were a fish, he'd drown."
"If Gray Davis were a number, he'd be 0."
"If Gray Davis were a knight, he'd be Sir Robbin."
"If Gray Davis were a debutante, he'd be Janet Reno."
"If Gray Davis were a military strategy, he'd be the Maginot Line."
"If Gray Davis were younger, he'd be blonde."
"If Gray Davis were a comic strip, he'd be 'Nancy.'"
"If Gray Davis were foreplay, he'd be a kiss on the cheek."
"If Gray Davis were a comet, he'd be Kahoutek."
"If Gray Davis were an overnight camp, he'd be Waco."
"If Gray Davis were a Catholic priest, he'd be Bill Clinton."
"If Gray Davis were a website, he'd be www."
"If Gray Davis were a cartoon, he'd be 'Mr. Magoo.'"
"If Gray Davis were a thought, he'd be forgotten."
"If Gray Davis were a deputy sheriff, he'd be Barney Fife."
"If Gray Davis were a wizard, he'd be Gilderoy Lockhart."
"If Gray Davis were a gas, he'd be inert."
"If Gray Davis were Abraham Lincoln, I'd be picking cotton."
"If Gray Davis were a tree, he'd be petrified."
"If Gray Davis were a pet, he'd be Cujo."
"If Gray Davis were a day of the week, he'd be Monday."
"If Gray Davis were a historic period, he'd be the Dark Ages."
"If Gray Davis were a flower, he'd be a dandelion."
"If Gray Davis were a state, he'd be Washington, D.C."
"If Gray Davis were a golf shot, he'd be a Mulligan."
"If Gray Davis were a sailboat, we'd be rowing."
"If Gray Davis were a tense, he'd be past."
"If Gray Davis were a minor French Socialist politician, there'd be no difference."
"If Gray Davis were Jimmy Carter, at least we'd have a sweater."
"If Gray Davis were a racehorse, he'd be Mr. Ed."
If I were gray Davis I would resign in disgrace
footnote to post COLLECTED BY.
Author: Hugh Hewitt CA radio host left at his website at his radio station.

I am laughing....my dem freind gave to Gray and is now remoreseful

Gray, Gray, he's our man, we barf when he appears, that is what we can

What is the difference between Gray Davis and the Titanic? When the Titanic when down, the lights were still on!!

ROFLMAO!!!!

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'GRAY' is not colorless, just SHADY!!!

If Davis were a car, he'd be a Yugo.