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To: Grampa Dave

Honest. I ran outta gas.

I had a flat tire.

I didn't have enough money for cab fare.

My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.

An old friend came in from outta town.

Someone stole my car.

There was an earthquake,...

...a terrible flood,

...locust's.

It wasn't my fault!! *

11 posted on 05/06/2002 2:30:29 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan
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To: ElkGroveDan
Davis... moments before being taken into custody ;)


12 posted on 05/06/2002 2:33:27 PM PDT by Impeach98
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To: ElkGroveDan
Great now we have Davis and his band of criminals in a great humor squeeze!

These people have a zero sense of humor, and Davis has zero tolerance when that humor is directed at him.

We will come up more great stuff. Some stuff so great, we will take the stuff to Kinkos and print up some great signs to put on the back of our SUVs and pickups!

The back of my OJ Simpson full size all White Bronco is waiting for something really great to put on it!

If every conservative owner of a SUV or Pickup put something big and funny on the back of their SUV or tailgate sticking it to Davis, he would never recover.

Lets have a big humor roll on Benito Davis!

14 posted on 05/06/2002 2:36:33 PM PDT by Grampa Dave
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