We have a herd of California Quail that weigh about 20 #'s per bird. They like to land on our tar and gravel roof over our bedroom to jump up and down sing good morning off tune and brag about laying a damn quail egg.
These 20# Kali Kuail then wake up the rest of the 10,000 birds living on our area. Then, they start their gang/turf wars. So about 5:30, I can't take their screeching anymore, and I get up get the coffee going and Free Republic.
The furst thing I hear is teenage Red Tailed Hawks shrieking because the Starling gang and the Red Winged Black bird gang are trying to dog fight each other. I evun saw one of our humming birds in a dog fight with a Tiger Swallow Tail butterfly!
This proves that I live in a very contentious county!!!
Now if I cud jus git the bird gangs above ta leave the hawks alone, maybe the hawks cud git the hord of baby rattlesnakes that the Blue Jay gang are really shrieking at, that keep sending my miniture weenie dog to the hospital for poisonous bites on his overly aggressive nose!!!
I keep sayin he'd make a good goverment dog with said nose!!! He just hasta be a Demonicrat!!!