[ElkGroveDan]

Davis is clearly losing it big time. Has anyone sen his strawberries?

I can't wait for him to debate. It would be great if he went bananas on network television.

[dcwusmc]

Thanks for the ping. Love to see Grayout Devious lose it live!

[ElkGroveDan]

They were all disloyal. I tried to run the ship properly by the book, but they fought me at every turn. If the crew wanted to walk around with their shirttails hanging out, that's all right, let them! Take the towline - defective equipment, no more, no less. But they encouraged the crew to go around, scoffing at me and spreading wild rumors about steaming in circles and then 'Old Yellowstain.' I was to blame for Lieutenant Maryk's incompetence and poor seamanship. Lieutenant Maryk was the perfect officer, but not Captain Queeg. Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with, with geometric logic, that, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist. And I would have produced that key if they hadn't pulled the Caine out of action.

[doug from upland]

Oh, wouldn't it be great to have a Davis commercial from the back in which he is fiddling with some steel balls and blaming someone for the strawberries.

[Diver Dave]

Well, Davis did manage to save the state a couple hundred grand when Chad and Cadee quit. :^)

[Zack Nguyen]

What do all these references to strawberries mean? Thanks!

[Joe Hadenuf]

"State Government Employment Reaches Record Level of 234,505 Employees."

A quarter of a million government employees??? LOL!

Looks like they better hire another hundred thousand just to collect more of our money.......

May as well made it an even half million, big government workers.

234,505???? Jezzzz