[Sloth]

Shoot, why bother? Simon should just go on vacation somewhere out of state until November. Gray Davis is self-destructing spectacularly well. For example, signing the "Everyone Must Walk To Work" bill. Next he'll be publicly molesting schoolkids or something. Simon shouldn't mess with a good thing.

[dalereed]

""Everyone Must Walk To Work" bill"

Before anyone walks to work they will spend millions with some "university" for a study to determine whether you release more carbon dioxide per mile walking or riding a bicycle or a skate board and only the most efficient will be allowed.