Just looking at John Kerry's News Pictures today....

http://news.search.yahoo.com/search/news/?c=news_photos&p=%22john+kerry%22 ^ | April 12,2004 | AmericanMade1776

[AmericanMade1776]

After Viewing the news photos of Kerry today, I noticed that Kerry seems to be pointing to something, but not sure to what. Maybe after viewing the photos below you can help ME understand..JUST WHAT IS JOHN KERRY'S POINT? AS HE IS POINTING TO SOMETHING, but it is not with him in the picture.

PLEASE BE REMINDED..THESE ARE JUST PICTURES OF JOHN KERRY POINTING TODAY....APRIL 12,2004. WHAT IS Kerry's POINT?

http://news.search.yahoo.com/search/news/?c=news_photos&p=%22john+kerry%22

[Arthur McGowan]

The two Senators from North Dakota both do that CONSTANTLY. I hate it. They must have gone to the same consultant.

[Arthur McGowan]

You have six fingers on one hand?

[bootyist-monk]

[Aracelis]

ROFLMAO! Stop! Stop! If I laugh anymore, I'll wake up the whole family!

[hoosiermama]

Those are a HOOOOOOT!

Thanks for the laugh!

[hope]

Does that finger have a left bend to it?

[KOZ.]

wtf?

[Kirkwood]

Sixfinger was a toy gun that looked like a pointing index finger and had 6 functions from shooting missles to holding a pen. http://www.timewarptoys.com/sixfinger.jpg

[lorrainer]

Steve Martin first had this poem recited in "The Man With Two Brains." It was reprised in "LA Story."

John Lillison, England's greatest one-armed poet wrote it.
He also wrote "In Dillan's Grove."

I thought it fit. ;o)

[The Westerner]

They say that Clinton's was bent, too.

[cricket]

Don't know how I missed this thread; just linked from another. But this has to be the funniest thread ever; at least since the 'last one'.

Thanks 'AmericanMade' and to all the freepers who contributed. . .what a talented bunch you are!

And of course, a special thanks to John Kerry's parents; Mr. and Mrs. Kohn for making this thread possible.