I like it. John Edwards - "Cabana Boy"
"KerryBabe!!"
(To be sung to Rod Stewart's "Maggie May")
Hanoi Kerry, the RightWing's got something to say to you!!
'Til 9 November, we are gonna whup DemRATS, you fools!!
You know US FReepers confuse...but Kerry's just being used...
Yo, Kerry, you couldn't have LIED any more!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...boy, you LIED 'bout yer brother's-in-arms!!
Slick's got RATS' heart...DemRATS don't like "Ol' Lurch!!"
That Botox, boy, really FReaks yer face...won't you act yer age?!
Yer tax hikes ain't needed none...Commie spies, they control the Left!!
You scammed all Dem Lib'ral folks...Lefty, you shouldn't need to coax!!
John Kerry, RATS couldn't have LIED any more!!
You scored big by beatin' Howard...but Dean's justa Lib'ral coward!!
RATS steal yer soul...SlickWillie's stain we can do without!!
All Right's needed is ourselves...we are a Righteous Band!!
But DemLib'rals love Big Guv'ment and...
BubbaSlick's got chubber...Left's whores laid down!!
All Left does is whine and beg...
Give ample warning, "Folks, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
John Kerry, Press couldn't have LIED anymore!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...boy, you LIED 'bout yer "brothers" in Nam!!
Yer Purple Hearts, you only got them 'cuz you LIED!!
Let's propose we just ignore Left's kooks, we'll just defeat RATS' fools!!
Shan't feel Dem Lib'rals' pain...awake DemonRATS from bein' Clinton tools!!
Truth's got itself a rock and roll band...spreadin' throughout the Land!!
John Kerry, RATS wish you'd never joined the race...
You chose a first-class fool fer yer Veep...
Edwards as vile as most lawyer creeps!!
C'mon, let's start...gonna whup you like Mondale!!
Kerry, we wish you'd never joined the race...
You'll get sent back home one of these days!!
Mudboy Slim (7/5/04)
Let's put some Kerry-Edwards pics here !
Edwards: "Your mouthwash just ain't cuttin' it!!"
November 2nd, the two Johns will flush themselves (click on the pic!):
They will flush themselves!
This is an ACTUAL pic from Reuters on July 3, 2004, NOT a Photoshop!
This post is intended as HUMOR, not intended as offense !
