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Woman Drinks Dead Man's Beer (You Might Be a Redneck if...)
Rome News Tribune ^ | 10/29/04 | ap via rome news

Posted on 10/29/2004 9:43:36 AM PDT by flying Elvis

PORTAGE, Wis. (AP) — A woman has been arrested for digging up her dead boyfriend's ashes from a cemetery more than 10 years ago and drinking the beer that was buried with him, possibly out of spite for his family, authorities say.

Karen Stolzmann, 44, was charged Tuesday with concealing stolen property, in a case Columbia County Detective Wayne Smith calls ``twisted and bizarre.''

Sheboygan County District Attorney Joe De Cecco said Thursday he would determine if additional charges should be filed in his county since the urn was found at Stolzmann's Sheboygan home.

Michael Hendrickson, 27, died in 1992 from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. His family contacted authorities three weeks ago when they discovered his remains had been stolen.

An exhumation revealed Hendrickson's cremated remains — along with beer and cigarettes that were buried with him — were missing from Cambria Cemetery in Cambria.

Detectives searched Stolzmann's home and found her hiding in the shower. The remains, located in her garage, had ``identifiable things to make us believe they're (Hendrickson's),'' Smith said.

Detective Jay Yerges said Stolzmann and Hendrickson were living together in the early 1990s, while they were both married to other people. The relationship was stormy, with a pattern of alcohol and domestic abuse, he said.

Stolzmann was present when Hendrickson shot himself in January 1992. Yerges said Hendrickson's family blamed her for his death and she was not invited to his services.

``I feel that her motive was spite,'' Yerges said.

Robbing graves is a felony offense, but the six-year statute of limitations has passed for prosecution. There may be a way to prosecute because the alleged theft was only recently discovered, Yerges said.


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You might be a redneck if... They bury you with beer and smokes.
1 posted on 10/29/2004 9:43:41 AM PDT by flying Elvis
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To: flying Elvis

"There are more old drunks than there are old doctors"..Willie Nelson & George Jones.


2 posted on 10/29/2004 9:45:36 AM PDT by Patrick1
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To: flying Elvis

Should have buried him with a check for the beer and cigs.


3 posted on 10/29/2004 9:45:58 AM PDT by bikerman
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To: flying Elvis

If this woman keeps her mouth shut, she won't be prosecuted for anything.


4 posted on 10/29/2004 9:46:22 AM PDT by Old Professer (About the hearty and haughty the humble harbor a horrid hatred that hobbles the heavy heart.)
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To: bikerman

Probably too poor to afford a lawyer.


5 posted on 10/29/2004 9:47:06 AM PDT by Old Professer (About the hearty and haughty the humble harbor a horrid hatred that hobbles the heavy heart.)
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To: flying Elvis

Is 12-year-old beer really worth the effort?


6 posted on 10/29/2004 9:47:46 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: flying Elvis

typical democrats, nothing is sacred to someone willing to dig up the dead out of spite. when will these liberals learn??


7 posted on 10/29/2004 9:48:36 AM PDT by God Bless The World
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To: Old Professer

She and her dead boyfriend are probably voting for Kerry.


8 posted on 10/29/2004 9:49:33 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: God Bless The World

??? Where did you see anything about a political affiliation?


9 posted on 10/29/2004 9:51:15 AM PDT by stuartcr (Neither - Nor in '04....Who ya gonna hate in '08)
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To: flying Elvis

Let me get this straight...the woman robbed the grave over ten years ago and the guy's family just found out recently?!! Sounds like he had quite a caring family /saracasm.


10 posted on 10/29/2004 9:52:26 AM PDT by seasaidh
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To: mountaineer

I guess if she had poured the beer on his ashes, then the family could say that this was out of spite.


11 posted on 10/29/2004 9:52:45 AM PDT by Thisiswhoweare
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To: flying Elvis
An exhumation revealed Hendrickson's cremated remains — along with beer and cigarettes that were buried with him — were missing from Cambria Cemetery in Cambria.

I'd walk a mile for a Camel, but this is extreme.

12 posted on 10/29/2004 9:52:45 AM PDT by Go Gordon (US Armed Forces in Iraq are kicking a$$ and taking hyphenated names)
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To: mountaineer

The more likely scenario is that she stole the contents of the crypt soon after the service and it was only now discovered. Likely, someone saw the urn and got nosy.


13 posted on 10/29/2004 9:53:49 AM PDT by Old Professer (About the hearty and haughty the humble harbor a horrid hatred that hobbles the heavy heart.)
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To: stuartcr

Suicidal, dead, forgotten, sounds like a "Rat to me.


14 posted on 10/29/2004 9:54:53 AM PDT by Old Professer (About the hearty and haughty the humble harbor a horrid hatred that hobbles the heavy heart.)
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To: Old Professer

But I'm sure he got his absentee ballot in on time to vote for Kerry.


15 posted on 10/29/2004 9:56:24 AM PDT by seasaidh
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To: flying Elvis
...Stolzmann and Hendrickson were living together in the early 1990s, while they were both married to other people.

Yes, Mr. Albert Einstein and Mme. Marie Curie, two geniuses!

16 posted on 10/29/2004 9:59:15 AM PDT by quark
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To: Old Professer

Also found in the garage was an absentee ballot signed by Hendrickson that indicated he wanted to vote for John F. Kerry for President in 2004...


17 posted on 10/29/2004 10:00:21 AM PDT by gridlock (BARKEEP: Why the long face? HORSE: Ha ha, old joke. BARKEEP: Not you, I was talking to JF'n Kerry!)
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To: Old Professer

You're right - I didn't read carefully enough. Either way, though, chances are it wasn't exactly the most "premium" of beers, and still not worth the effort of digging it up!


18 posted on 10/29/2004 10:01:04 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: seasaidh

GMTA

His will count, because unlike our soldiers, it will be received on time...


19 posted on 10/29/2004 10:01:41 AM PDT by gridlock (BARKEEP: Why the long face? HORSE: Ha ha, old joke. BARKEEP: Not you, I was talking to JF'n Kerry!)
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To: flying Elvis
Well, I figure she might as well - if he didn't drink the beer in 12 years it's fair to assume he ain't a-gonna.

OTOH, if you did wake up as a zombie, wouldn't you want to have a beer nearby?

20 posted on 10/29/2004 10:03:07 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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