When Annie and I were in Purto Vallarta on our honeymoon last year the ship ahead of us was a gay cruise and those sick basdards were giving us moons shots and worm shots it was funny yet kinda sick
A couple of bursts from deck-mounted twin .50 cal autos would have given them a scare. They wouldn't have been able to sodomize each other for at least a week. (But it was your honeymoon, so you weren't carrying).