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Large Hadron Collider broken by bread dropped by passing bird
The Telegraph ^ | 11/6/2009 | Tom Chivers

Posted on 11/06/2009 4:06:25 PM PST by bruinbirdman

The 27-kilometer (16.8 mile) LHC suffered serious overheating in several sections after the small piece of baguette landed in a piece of equipment on the surface above the accelerator ring.

Dr Mike Lamont, the LHC’s Machine Coordinator, said that a “a bit of baguette”, believed to have been dropped by a bird, caused the superconducting magnets to heat up from 1.9 Kelvin (-271.1C) to around 8 Kelvin (-265C), near the mark where they stop superconducting.


The Large Hadron Collider (left) and its arch-nemesis (right)

A failure like this, known as a “quench”, can be expected at around 9.6 Kelvin, CERN engineer Dr Tadeusz Kurtyka told The Register.

In theory, had the LHC been fully operational, this could cause a catastrophic breakdown like that which occurred shortly after it was first switched on last year. However, the machine has several fail-safes which would have shut it down before the temperature rose too high.

This would have forced it out of action for a few days, but nothing like the year-long breakdown last year’s quench caused.

As it is, the LHC was only undergoing test firing. Full particle-smashing duties are scheduled to restart this month.

When fully powered up, the LHC’s two beams of protons and lead ions hurtling around the huge circle at a fraction of a percent below light speed each contain the energy of a Eurostar train travelling at full speed, according to the Cern site.

It was this vast energy getting out of control that smashed the machine last time, causing huge spillage of liquid helium and throwing two 10-ton magnets off their mountings.

The succession of technical problems the LHC has suffered has led some physicists, apparently in all seriousness, to claim that it is being sabotaged by time-travelling particles from its own future.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


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Act of God?
1 posted on 11/06/2009 4:06:26 PM PST by bruinbirdman
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To: bruinbirdman

Just another bird brain idea


2 posted on 11/06/2009 4:08:17 PM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: bruinbirdman

Good grief....all that money spent on the Collider and no sort of thought put into such happening? *shakeshead*


3 posted on 11/06/2009 4:09:44 PM PST by cranked
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To: bruinbirdman; KevinDavis; Army Air Corps

I think I detect a bit of a design flaw.


4 posted on 11/06/2009 4:09:45 PM PST by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com .... I am a rogue nobody. One of millions.)
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To: bruinbirdman
It's birds from the future sabotaging it, man!
 
5 posted on 11/06/2009 4:11:24 PM PST by counterpunch (In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem.)
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To: GeronL

Yes, Emperor, the design is flawless, except if you put a potato in the tail pipe, well, bad things happen.

6 posted on 11/06/2009 4:12:25 PM PST by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: bruinbirdman

More evidence of people from the future traveling back
in time to try to prevent this machine from starting up.
The time travelers obviously fed bread to the birds
hoping this would happen.


7 posted on 11/06/2009 4:12:45 PM PST by Repeal The 17th (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: bruinbirdman

European engineering. This is what you get with 3 hour lunches.

Socialists can’t be trusted to handle anything more complicated than a cigar.


8 posted on 11/06/2009 4:13:22 PM PST by Retired Greyhound
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To: bruinbirdman

If a crust of bread can shut the thing down, if it is that sensitive to its surroundings, how far can you trust any result you get from a test?


9 posted on 11/06/2009 4:13:38 PM PST by marron
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To: bruinbirdman

Bird mischief. All in good fun.


10 posted on 11/06/2009 4:14:21 PM PST by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: Richard Kimball

Yup, the Death Star has one tiny bitty design flaw, that exhaust outlet that led straight down to the core where a single blast could destroy it.

Whoever designed that needed to be fired. =o)


11 posted on 11/06/2009 4:14:34 PM PST by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com .... I am a rogue nobody. One of millions.)
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To: bruinbirdman

Maybe it was a German bird, and this thing is in France....?


12 posted on 11/06/2009 4:17:12 PM PST by gaijin
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To: marron
If a crust of bread can shut the thing down, if it is that sensitive to its surroundings, how far can you trust any result you get from a test?

No kidding - imagine what'll happen when it rains!

13 posted on 11/06/2009 4:21:01 PM PST by xjcsa (And these three remain: change, hope and government. But the greatest of these is government.)
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To: bruinbirdman
Time-traveling pigeon: 1

Large Hadron Collider: 0

14 posted on 11/06/2009 4:23:37 PM PST by TChad
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To: bruinbirdman
I just love the time travel theory. They can't even think that God could do it.

Eggheads, who needs 'em.

15 posted on 11/06/2009 4:25:28 PM PST by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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To: xjcsa
No kidding - imagine what'll happen when it rains!

Really. Or if instead of bread it was bird droppings...

It might have opened a stargate to a parallel universe.

16 posted on 11/06/2009 4:26:28 PM PST by marron
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To: bruinbirdman

I dunno. Something here just doesn’t past the smell test.


17 posted on 11/06/2009 4:29:51 PM PST by spald
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To: spald

Do these guys know what they’re doing? I wasn’t worried at all before, but this kinda cr@p is troubling, to say the least!


18 posted on 11/06/2009 4:35:33 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: gaijin
Wonder what Higgs Boson is thinking?

yitbos

19 posted on 11/06/2009 4:37:11 PM PST by bruinbirdman ("Those who control language control minds.")
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To: bruinbirdman

Not my fault.


20 posted on 11/06/2009 4:38:51 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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