[Cowgirl of Justice]

Yup. She’s a whore all right.

And I like to eat pound cake. Specifically, my mother-in-law’s poundcake 30 minutes out of the oven when it is still warm. I need for someone to pay for me to eat that poundcake as I will go bankrupt buying the ingredients for her to continually make it as much as I want to eat it.

Someone needs to subsidize my poundcake eating habit.

My name is Cowgirl of Justice. I am a sleazy, slutty, poundcake eating whore.

[UCANSEE2]

My name is Cowgirl of Justice. I am a sleazy, slutty, poundcake eating whore.

Well, I got a foodstamp card.

[RinaseaofDs]

“And I like to eat pound cake. Specifically, my mother-in-law’s poundcake 30 minutes out of the oven when it is still warm. I need for someone to pay for me to eat that poundcake as I will go bankrupt buying the ingredients for her to continually make it as much as I want to eat it.

Someone needs to subsidize my poundcake eating habit.

My name is Cowgirl of Justice. I am a sleazy, slutty, poundcake eating whore.”

A post so good, I had to repost it.

[Responsibility2nd]

My name is Cowgirl of Justice. I am a sleazy, slutty, poundcake eating whore.

 

 

 

Will you marry me?

 

I'll leave my wife for you and you and I will live only for each other. It'll break my wife's heart. It'll break Laz's heart.

 

But we'll do it for the poundcake.

[elcid1970]

In that case,

“I got the hongries for your love, and I’ma waitin’ in your welfare line.”

;^)

Anyway, just when you think society’s morals have already hit rock bottom, something like this comes along.