The woman was arrested “while identifying herself as a professor”.
Note to self: Do not identify yourself as a professor the next time you’re in trouble with the police. It doesn’t work. Plus I’m not a professor, anyway.
I think I’ll identify myself as a forensic art examiner. Or maybe as a roller coaster designer. Those are cool jobs. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
She should have told the police, “I own a donut shop!”