Posted on 05/16/2024 6:52:21 AM PDT by billorites
There’ll be no lovemaking in the City of Love.
“Anti-sex” beds have arrived in Paris ahead of the 2024 Olympic Games, with their materials and small size allegedly aimed at deterring athletes from getting kinky during the competition.
The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together.
The beds are manufactured by Airweave, which also made the products for the 2020 Olympic Games in Tokyo, Japan.
According to Inside the Games, sustainability is cited as the primary reason why Olympic officials opted for the beds this year.
The mattresses and cardboard frames are 100% recyclable.
“I hope that Paris 2024’s efforts to reduce its impact will show that it is possible to do things differently,” Georgina Grenon, director of environmental excellence for the organizing committee, stated, per the publication.
Over the years, stories about wild sex occurring among Olympic athletes have abounded in the media.
Table tennis player Matthew Syed previously told the Times of London that he had a debaucherous time at the 1992 games in Barcelona, Spain, saying: “I got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of my life.”
At the 2012 games in London, one anonymous athlete admitted to having a foursome with a male teammate and two women at the Olympic Village, according to the Mirror.
However, it’s unlikely cardboard beds will stop the horny Olympians from fornicating, with one competitor claiming a hot tub orgy took place one year.
The Mirror also cites a US two-time gold medalist as saying: “I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.”
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Have them get married, problem solved.
This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Two horny high school teenagers could have sex in the back seat of a beetle Volkswagen in my day. Just relaying that from a friend. :-)
The original Olympics were perfored nekkid.
LOL.
The word “Gymnasium” is derived from the Greek word for nudity.
They get to experience what their sex life will be about 6 months to a year after they marry their hot, sexually insatiable girlfriend.
Sex in beds is so 2020 Olympics.
If you are competing the Olympics and your event is very early in the competition and you hang around for the entire two weeks, what else is there to do, I’m sure a bunch of other athletes are thinking the same thing.
It would be kind of interesting to get laid by someone that neither of you understood a word of what each other was saying except that you conveyed the desire to bump uglies.
Preferably one of the romantic languages
Ain't that the truth. Nothing kills romance like marriage.
maybe it’s just hand signals that both sides understand, on one hand you use the index finger and the thumb to make a circle and with the index finger of the other hand you insert repeatedly in the circle.
I can’t stand having geriatric dyslexia. I quickly read the title as “Anal-sex beds” and though, “They make special beds for that?”
Well, there’s always a backseat in a Peugeot.
The IOC sure does seem to be proud ofhanding out hundreds of thousands of condoms to the athletes:
“And while Tokyo’s 160,000 condoms seems like a lot, it pales in comparison to Rio De Janeiro’s condom drop: Brazil gave out 450,000 condoms, which amounts to around 42 condoms per athlete.”
So, basically it is one huge hook up party.
https://www.businessinsider.com/ioc-athletes-should-use-condoms-at-home-not-at-olympics-2021-6
Narrow and made of cardboard so they’ll collapse. Uh, ever hear of THE FLOOR?
So they’re saying that previous Olympic Villages were basically barnyards or the equivalent of the monkey house at the zoo?
You can bet the male gymnasts and high-divers will be using those.
Yeah, really. All the dorm beds at college were twin beds. Didn’t stop anything.
smart phones have translating apps.
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