[Sawdring]

Any sick minds out there?

[AGAviator]

But the Finnish president also said that she considered Baltic NATO membership

Finland not in NATO. A woman Finnish president. Purely coincidence, I'm sure.

[Hoplite]

How do you say:

"There is a bear in the woods. For some people, the bear is easy to see. Others don't see it at all. Some people say the bear is tame, others say it is vicious and dangerous. Since no one can really be sure who is right, isn't it smart to be as strong as the bear -- if there is a bear."

in any of the Balt tongues?