How about teleporting him "The Fly" style, except using a pig? Then he'll be this pig mullah running around freaking out, beady little eyes all crazed, pulling madly at his snout poking out from beneath his turban with little hoofy fingers.
kAcknor Sez:
Hmmm.....
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