This One is Not a Hoax.....Really......I Swear

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[Dakmar]

How can I take this seriously if you don't post a source?

[garyhope]

It's not my a$$ that I'm worried about being bitten, it's my much more important "family jewels" that I'm worried about.

Plus, any fool knows an alligator can't get through the toilet, but a big ole snake could!! Gives my willie, the willies!

[Utah Girl]

Thanks for the laugh, I needed it today.

[Twins613]

Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the @ss by an alligator.

As the old line goes, "Why do they call it taking a poop when you're really leaving one?"

[garyhope]

Don't think someone won't really try. I know I stopped using drugs because of a message I saw on a urinal shield (you know those plastic or rubber screens in the bottom of urinals to keep the cigarette butts from being flushed) once. There plainly printed on the urinal shield was the message "Just Say No To Drugs" (swear to God). It was enough for me. I quit the next day. (just kidding, I don't use drugs)

Just think of the advertising possibilities. Kind of a piss poor place to promote your product.

[SpottedBeaver]

Be careful, it won't be your butt that it gets then.

[b4its2late]

The alligator that visits me will be traumatized for life.... :-)

[TheOtherOne]

LOL

[be-baw]

BREAKING: Terrorists Found at Point Beach Nuclear Plant

It has now been confirmed that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating at Point Beach Nuclear Plant. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. Point Beach Nuclear Plant security stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Golfin and Bin Slackin have been arrested on immigration issues.

The Police further advise that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, within the Plant Complex

[Neets]

ROTFLMAO...for SOME reason, I believe you!!!

[JimVT]

You fool....those aren't alligators.

They're Talibans with facial warts.

[Don Myers]

Wasn't there something also about earthworms coming of the showerheads on Halloween?

[MadelineZapeezda]

There reportedly was a fifth terrorist.......a binHumpin...last spotted near Chappaqua, NY!!!!!

[be-baw]

binHumpin...last spotted near Chappaqua

Good catch!! Gosh, I wonder if there were any others..??

[alpowolf]

Well, you never know who may be looking...

Which makes me think: for the rich folks, the AWS...Alligator Warning System...sensors you attach to your butt...

[MadelineZapeezda]

Here's another one: binThere Albright

[duckman]

I don't plan on eating or drinking on the 27th. Besides this don't apply to septic systems.

[Yellow Rose of Texas]

Potty lids locked and loaded. ROTFLOL!

It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hot-dogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building.

Isn't this where the real news comes from?

[biffalobull]

Where could I buy a porta-pottie?

[Publius6961]

Damn.
I hope I can figure out what this post says before Sunday.

I know it's about alligators...