This One is Not a Hoax.....Really......I Swear

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[VA Voter]

I usually don't forward these but this one is particularly frightening to me....

Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the @ss by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.

I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hot-dogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.

[mlo]

LOL. Be careful guys.

[OWK]

Didn't this same post already get pulled once?

[spycatcher]

Was the shoeshine boy named Saddam?

[socal_parrot]

It got pulled twice two days ago. Still available from yesterday here to scare the cr*p out of you.

[World'sGoneInsane]

I got a similiar email, but it was about sharks. Sharks in hottubs.

[ZOOKER]

Crikey! Those crafty buggers!

[RANGERAIRBORNE]

No worries! It's way too cold in Alaska, even this early in the season, for alligators! (I am a little concerned about the "sharks in the hot tubs", though...)

[linn37]

courtesy flush,that should take care of it

[brewcrew]

a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hot-dogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building

who lived in the house that Jack built.

[alpowolf]

Sounds like a moneymaking opportunity to me. I'll sell assguards...

[VA Voter]

assguards

LOL

[ThreeYearLurker]

I think that you are mistaken. This was written by none other than Ted Nugent.

[KSREP]

I will stand defiant to this terrorist threat! I will use the toilet on the 28th not only once but also a second and a third time! Osama be damned!

[Sidebar Moderator]

It was pulled, but no reason was specified so it may have been a system glitch. It was posted originally correctly positioned as YQ/O and humor, and it serves a point which probably does need to be made- people need to stop with the scaremongering and the propogating of urban legends. I think this post works in that regard, by spoofing them.

VA Voter had contacted me to find out why the previous post was pulled, and had asked for permission to repost it.

I granted that permission.

[OWK]

Thanks for the explanation.

[Sidebar Moderator]

You are very welcome.

[Neets]

Phunny BTT.

[Billthedrill]

Well, OK, I guess I'm gonna haveta pee standing up. Sorry, ladies...

[Neets]

Phunny BTT