[mlo]

LOL. Be careful guys.

[OWK]

Didn't this same post already get pulled once?

[spycatcher]

Was the shoeshine boy named Saddam?

[World'sGoneInsane]

I got a similiar email, but it was about sharks. Sharks in hottubs.

[ZOOKER]

Crikey! Those crafty buggers!

[RANGERAIRBORNE]

No worries! It's way too cold in Alaska, even this early in the season, for alligators! (I am a little concerned about the "sharks in the hot tubs", though...)

[linn37]

courtesy flush,that should take care of it

[brewcrew]

a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hot-dogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building

who lived in the house that Jack built.

[alpowolf]

Sounds like a moneymaking opportunity to me. I'll sell assguards...

[ThreeYearLurker]

I think that you are mistaken. This was written by none other than Ted Nugent.

[KSREP]

I will stand defiant to this terrorist threat! I will use the toilet on the 28th not only once but also a second and a third time! Osama be damned!

[Billthedrill]

Well, OK, I guess I'm gonna haveta pee standing up. Sorry, ladies...

[Dakmar]

How can I take this seriously if you don't post a source?

[garyhope]

It's not my a$$ that I'm worried about being bitten, it's my much more important "family jewels" that I'm worried about.

Plus, any fool knows an alligator can't get through the toilet, but a big ole snake could!! Gives my willie, the willies!

[Twins613]

Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the @ss by an alligator.

As the old line goes, "Why do they call it taking a poop when you're really leaving one?"

[be-baw]

BREAKING: Terrorists Found at Point Beach Nuclear Plant

It has now been confirmed that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating at Point Beach Nuclear Plant. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. Point Beach Nuclear Plant security stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Golfin and Bin Slackin have been arrested on immigration issues.

The Police further advise that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, within the Plant Complex

[JimVT]

You fool....those aren't alligators.

They're Talibans with facial warts.

[Don Myers]

Wasn't there something also about earthworms coming of the showerheads on Halloween?

[duckman]

I don't plan on eating or drinking on the 27th. Besides this don't apply to septic systems.

[Yellow Rose of Texas]

Potty lids locked and loaded. ROTFLOL!

It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hot-dogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building.

Isn't this where the real news comes from?