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This One is Not a Hoax.....Really......I Swear
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Posted on 10/18/2001 10:12:29 AM PDT by VA Voter

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To: Billthedrill
Well, OK, I guess I'm gonna haveta pee standing up. Sorry, ladies...

You mean to tell us that normally you don't?

Wimp

41 posted on 10/18/2001 12:23:06 PM PDT by Publius6961
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To: VA Voter
My kids are rolling on the floor laughing at this. Its GREAT!

I just got an e-mail on my homeschool message board from a woman saying she's not going to take her kids out trick or treating! For goodness sake, folks!!! We need to get a BDG (Big Damn Grip!)

42 posted on 10/18/2001 12:35:31 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: OneidaM
;o)
43 posted on 10/18/2001 1:13:20 PM PDT by b4its2late
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To: OneidaM
Thanks for the laugh. Apparently, someone else is as sick of hearing 24/7 about hoax anthrax scares.
44 posted on 10/18/2001 1:49:07 PM PDT by jtill
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To: mlo
Just remember to squat while standing on the lid of the john and you can quickly jump if you see the gator coming up at you. Call the crock hunter if you have real problems!
45 posted on 10/18/2001 1:50:41 PM PDT by RetiredArmy
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To: VA Voter
Anyone who takes a poop bombs Kabul on the 28th will be bitten on the @ss by an alligator.

That looks better. :-)

46 posted on 10/18/2001 2:58:04 PM PDT by Mr_Magoo
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To: VA Voter
So what you are saying is that it is Orrin Hatch that leaked this story? Wait till Rumsfeld gets a load of this! The alligator will be the least of his worries.
47 posted on 10/18/2001 3:08:47 PM PDT by scottiewottie
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To: World'sGoneInsane
I got a similiar email, but it was about sharks. Sharks in hottubs.

Knock at the door......Who's there?.
"Land shark."

48 posted on 10/18/2001 3:13:01 PM PDT by #1CTYankee
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To: VA Voter
well, it's cheaper than hemmorhoid surgery!
49 posted on 10/18/2001 3:16:29 PM PDT by monkeyshine
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To: SuziQ
Hey! Don't even answer the door on Halloween, one of them Osama's could be real!
50 posted on 10/18/2001 3:17:27 PM PDT by scottiewottie
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To: OneidaM
Good one! Now I'll know what to shout through the door when that room's been occupied a little too long: "Whatsamatta? Alligator got your a**?" LOL!
51 posted on 10/18/2001 3:18:36 PM PDT by pollyshy
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To: KSREP
#14 I like your attitude; let me now how things work out. ;-)
52 posted on 10/18/2001 3:19:49 PM PDT by katze
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To: VA Voter
Were the folks at PETA notified?

Thats alligator abuse.

53 posted on 10/18/2001 3:23:13 PM PDT by Frohickey
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To: VA Voter
Some one call Steve Irwin (The Croc Hunter).
54 posted on 10/18/2001 3:54:51 PM PDT by Chebornik
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To: VA Voter
Well, Dang. The way you laid it out, it gots to be real. Dun it???????
55 posted on 10/18/2001 4:51:35 PM PDT by texasreb
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To: OneidaM
I almost got bit on the a$$ by an alligator once. Tried to get in the airboat.

My buddies, Smith and Wesson were very helpful in that situation.

Don't forget to remind me to tell you the story of the moccasin that tried to get in the boat.

5.56mm

56 posted on 10/18/2001 5:02:56 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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