[Lizzy W]

If suicide, particularly via gun shot wound to the back of the head, is an epidemic among your circle of friends, you might be a Clinton.

[Paul Atreides]

If you can play "Don't Stop Dreaming About Tomorrow" on a thong, you might be a Clinton.

[Dan from Michigan]

Or if you believe that when two 17 year olds(Kevin Ives and Don Henry) are stabbed and hit with a blunt object is an accidental death(by smoking pot and laying down on railroad tracks), you may be a Klinton.