[SharonLorraine]

I hope this doesn't get me banned but here goes... What's the best pick up line in a gay bar? May I push in your stool?

[Cool Guy]

The Smiths were dining out when his wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Honey," she said as she pointed the guy out, "that guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

Her husband say, "That's silly, no one celebrates that much!"

[evilsmoker]

What did one gerbil say to the other gerbil outside the door of a gay bar? Want to go in and get sh**faced??

[Mikey]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANAHA ROFLMAO.