But you could have shown his accomplishments -- a "messy" sink and the destruction of the WTC. I'll never forgive him for that last one.
We have a semi-tradition where we go to the Smithsonian Museums on Christmas Eve Day. It's normally not very crowded, and traffic isn't bad. Anyway, in the Arts and Industry Building (which, by the way, has a ab-fab kid-friendly exhibit on the brain...ends in early January) the gift shop had a coffee mug featuring GWB. It had a flag motif in the background, along with the White House, and a photo of the President in the foreground. He could not have looked more noble if they had dressed him in shining armor. The clerk said they were flying off the shelf.
In a little basket near the mugs were blank note cards featuring X-42 and the she-wolf. The photo on the front must have been taken in the early 70's. He looks drugged out and in need of a haircut, and she has this scraggly, greasy, straight hair and is wearing a caftan, I think. It was hideous, and I nearly bought out the lot to send to you all as Halloween greetings.
It took me nearly five minutes to catch my breath from laughing so hard.