[struwwelpeter]

When I was into German, I had this sentence about some Viennese wash-women that gave me conniptions... Die Wiener Waschweiber wollen weisse waeshche waschen or something like that. Krauts eat Nutella because peanut butter strikes them dumb.

Then there's the Russkies, with Clara stealing Carl's Clarinet Klara u Karla ukrala klarnet... yo-moyo, all the languages are screwed up! HAPPY NEW YEAR!! S NOVYM GODOM!! FROHES NEU JAHR!! WOOP WOOP WOOP!!

[Rowdee]

I didn't like German. Figured Russian wouldn't be easy to learn, nor would Hebrew, I guess.

I'm doing some Greek classes over the computer.

[Tony in Hawaii]

Die Wiener Waschweiber wollen weisse waeshche waschen

Isn't that what the witch doctor said?