[Bloody Sam Roberts]

These disgusting creeps forget that ALL pre-puberty kids like the same sex and are awkward around the opposite sex.

Wrong. They haven't forgotten it. They are counting on it and exploiting it.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

They are counting on it and exploiting it.

All the more reason for parents to pay attention and speak up.

Unbeknownst to parents, my sixth-grader and his class spent an hour practicing how to put condoms on bananas.

Whatever parents think is going on in public schools, it's actually ten times worse.