Better yet warn the Muslim world that the co-ordinates of Mecca and Medina have been inputted into a number of our nuclear warheads. Rumors abound of the W-72 warhead, a seventy-two-mega-virgin weapon, the most politically incorrect item in the nation's arsenal.
Of course, these will never be required, for Islam is a religion of peace.
Reminder everybody: the 9-11 video on CBS starts at 9PM Eastern. I got my VCR ready.