Awww, you poor thing.
Can I offer to console you in your time of sorrow?? We will have you smiling again in no time!!!
I promise I won't act mean toward women, or play control games with you, like the men in the story, or who have posted since then.
Promises? I don't need no stinkin' promises ... got the real deal ... no cyber-psychos here ... however, you will be allowed to take a number darlin' ... the line forms on the far right. &;-)