Remainds of what Fred Reed said about the KKK (paraphrasing): There are only two kinds of Klan members nowadays - gas station attendents and Federal informants. You can always spot the informants, they're the ones that pay dues.
Actual conversation at a Army of God meeting:
"We need to kill all the gays"
"YEAH!!!!
"Who wants to take this bomb down to the gay bar and save America?"
Silence
"Anyone?"
"It's a really nice bomb"
"Uhh....is anyone here NOT a cop"
Silence
"Damn!!"