[vannrox]

I found this to be a unique and good read.

[Xenalyte]

Betcha Osama's a GREAT guy to sit next to at a dinner party. He's gotta be full of jokes and fun.

[mombonn]

Half brother says bin Laden is alive, well and a God-fearing man

I'd like to have that man's phone number, I have a bridge for sale.

[arly]

this guy is starting to sound like Roger Klinton to me!

[Lady Jag]

That is exactly the same thing parents and relatives of the 9/11 suicide terrorists said, "That was not my son; he would never do anything like that." Yeah, right.

[piasa]

OK, Ahmad... we'll be looking for Osama's next video release. Until then, ask him how his arm is doing.

By the way... how does one go about getting the title "Sheikh," anyway? Do they give the titles out in Cracker Jacks or something?

[headsonpikes]

With all this talk of G*d, and Mom, and hard times, there's gotta be a country music ballad in here somewhere.

Look for Osama in Nashville.

[crystalk]

And Hitler did SO love his canary, and Eva Braun.

[KSCITYBOY]

Gee his brother thinks he's a great guy - who'd have thunk it.

[Bars4Bill]

Sheikh Ahmad, 36, owns an advertising production company that is part of the bin Laden empire.

That's all we need to know.

[shadowboxer]

After September 11 he has reason to fear GOD!!

[Dog Gone]

Sheikh Ahmad also said his brother Osama was not behind the September 11 suicide attacks on the United States.

Oops, sorry about those bombs we dropped on him and his buddies, then. Our mistake.

[Portnoy]

Note to Bin Laden Family: Produce a Video of him...NOW.

....thanks.....

[BibChr]

Half brother says bin Laden is alive, well and a God-fearing man

...with good reason to fear!

Dan
How Can I Know God?

[a_witness]

ROFL

No one could write better farcical humor than this brother.

The only thing is, we have evidence and the blood of his victims cries out from the ground.

[Capt. Tom]

Ahmad deplored the suicide attacks on the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and in Pennsylvania that killed more than 3,000 people. "Any Muslim wouldn't accept this," he told CNN.

All of the airplane suicide hijackers were Muslims.... nuf said - Tom

[MarkWar]

>"We grew up together in the same house," he said. "Osama is known for being a simple person, very merciful, a very soft heart. It's impossible that anyone would sit with him and not like him or get bored. Frankly, Osama is very close to the heart and very popular."

Mrs. Borg:

He used to cut my grass . . .
He was a very nice boy . . .

Joe:

We could jam in Joe's Garage
His mama was screamin'
His dad was mad
We was playin' the same old song
In the afternoon 'n sometimes we would
Play it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n easy too
So we wouldn't get it wrong
All we did was bend the string like . . .

Hey!
Down in Joe's Garage
We didn't have no dope or LSD
But a coupla quartsa beer
Would fix it so the intonation
Would not offend yer ear
And the same old chords goin' over 'n over
Became a symphony
We could play it again 'n again 'n again
Cause it sounded good to me
ONE MORE TIME!

We could jam in Joe's Garage
His mama was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was playin' the same old song
In the afternoon 'n sometimes we would
Play it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n easy too
So we wouldn't get it wrong
Even if you played it on a saxophone

We thought we was pretty good
We talked about keepin' the band together
'N we figured that we should
'Cause about this time we was gettin' the eye
From the girls in the neighborhood
They'd all come over 'n dance around like . . .

So we picked out a stupid name
Had some cards printed up for a coupla bucks
'N we was on our way to fame
Got matching suits
'N Beatle Boots
'N a sign on the back of the car
'N we was ready to work in a GO-GO Bar
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
LET'S SEE IF YOU'VE GOT SOME MORE!

People seemed to like our song
They got up 'n danced 'n made a lotta noise
An' it wasn't 'fore very long
A guy from a company we can't name
Said we oughta take his pen
'N sign on the line for a real good time
But he didn't tell us when
These "good times" would be somethin'
That was really happenin'
So the band broke up
An' it looks like
We will never play again . . .

[Osama bin Laden as "Joe" from Zappa's "Joe's Garage"
before his band broke up and he turned to other things.
"As you can see . . . girls, music, disease, heartbreak . . . they all go together" -- CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER ]

Mark W.

[DallasDeb]

Can you say, "denial"?

[dr_who]

Considering that he doesn't have that much time left to repent, I imagine he's really fearing God right about now.

[antaresequity]

Praise Allah...Praise Brother Osama

[jwatz]

"He is my brother. I know him. I lived with him for years. I know how much he fears God," he fears God, but maybe islam's god issatan!