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To: longshadow
Throw them in the laundry; the Quantum Turbo-Gyroscopic Event Horizon Vortex created by the spinning/drying cycle will transmit the signs thru the wormhole to the "Lint Continuum", from whence it should be a simple matter to distribute the Cosmic Speed Limit Signs.

Those signs would be covered up by all those socks that seem to disapear into that Vortex as well.
128 posted on 03/20/2002 5:56:53 PM PST by Aric2000
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To: Aric2000
Those signs would be covered up by all those socks that seem to disapear into that Vortex as well.

That is precisely the defense I plan to use if I'm ever hauled into the Cosmic Traffic Court for exceeding the Speed of Light!

129 posted on 03/20/2002 6:12:18 PM PST by longshadow
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