[breakem]

z-j posts require photos.

[PoisedWoman]

The least the Douglas' can do is offer this poor bloke a caretaker's job. But the visa would be a problem, as he's probably white and has marketable skills.

[lewislynn]

CATHERINE ZETA JONES has flown a carpenter from her home city of Swansea to fit and repair windows at her mansion in Los Angeles.

It doesn't matter how much their husbands make, women like to have a real man around the house to do manly things.

[vikingchick]

She's probably sick of looking at Mr. Facelift, and wants to watch the muscular young carpenter swing his hammer. :)

[Timesink]

I do not understand people's fascination with this woman. Sure, she's OKAY looking, but I can think of hundreds of celebrities that look better.

[MotleyGirl70]

Mr Whalley has taken two weeks off from his shopfitting job to help Miss Zeta Jones, 32, and her husband, Michael Douglas, 57, who were reported to have security fears about using local workmen.

Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee come to mind.

More Hollywood secrets hidden in a vault in the garage?

LOL

[RogueIsland]

Mr Whalley has taken two weeks off from his shopfitting job to help Miss Zeta Jones

I'd just like to mention to Miss Zeta Jones that I'd be more than happy to take two weeks off to help her with... whatever.

[RogueIsland]

For those of you who simply can't do without the obligatory picture, here's an economical one for the broadband impaired:

[Fintan]

Heck, Viagra for Douglas woulda been a whole lot cheaper.

Or better still, she could've asked me. I would've even paid for my own ticket.

[Canticle_of_Deborah]

Catherine Zeta Jones has been 32 y.o. for several years now. Hmmm.

[dead]

She's Dowd-proofing the house.

[Issaquahking]

I know the old joke about the best carpenter always lives 300 miles from home....but this is rediculous