[GussiedUp]

She's probably sick of looking at Mr. Facelift, and wants to watch the muscular young carpenter swing his hammer. :)

ha ha ha ha!!! That facelift he got didn't take too well it appears! I don't know why she's sticking around now that she's got the required child-support baby. I give it another year or 2 at the max!

[vikingchick]

Speculation only: I'm sure that Ms. Zeta Jones doesn't like that her hubby must first ingest 10 tabs of Viagra to get it on with her. How sexy is that?! (This comment is not to infer that all men of that age group are impaired in such a way. Only aging Hollywood Romeos who feast on young women like vampires.)