[Free State Four]

I'm sending this directly to lagamorph. I'll flag you guys. fsf (PS: lagamorph and I will be at the debate tonight.)

[TroutStalker]

5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little 13-inch trout you fish for... bait.

Orvis rods come in heavy weights, too, for steelhead and salmon. ;-)

[barker]

19. That Highway Patrol Officer that just pulled you over for driving like an idiot... his name is "Sir"... no matter how old he is.

That's funny. The last local officer I had a 'heart to heart' talk with looked barely old enough to be in high school much less out of it. However he was old enough to go ahead and give me a ticket :-(