This is nothing more than a recruiting effort by the evil soddomites to enlist our children! The gays want everyone to be gay. If we don't make sure we spend much time hating the gays and being bigots, they'll take over the world and molest all the children. They've already made all the moose gay, and I'm tired of seeing gay cheese. Arrest the soddomites and lock them up for good!
< /homosexual conspiracy rant >
And, apparently they're succeeding - big time.