[Jeff Chandler]

What herd is bigger, those that are pierced and tattooed, or those that are not?

I confess. I'm a slave to fashion. I was like, totally wrapped up in the latest wacky fad of not permanently marking my skin with ink. That was last month. Now I'm just crazy about not penetrating redundant body orifices with metal objects.

[Jeff Chandler]

Moo.

[Jeff Chandler]

Um...you're not, by any chance, Yakuza, are you? I was just kidding about the tattoos. They're really quite nice. Thinking about getting some myself.