[sneakypete]

Michelle is a little too fine for you peeeeetie. You are in a different league.

And how would you know this?

[Mr. Thorne]

'Cause we've all seen her on CSPAN.

Michelle Malkin is Grade A A-Dorable. She's a sweetie.

Besides, I'm pretty sure she's married, so there's always the prospect of severe bodily harm.