[Lazamataz]

No....this new format STILL doesn't do housework for me......I'm leaving..........! I mean, geez, if these guys can add all this neat stuff why the heck can't they do a load of laundry for me, huh? Is that too much to ask?

Free Republic will gladly do all your housework. All you need to do is up your contributions to 40,000 dollars annually, and we will send a Free Republic worker right away.

We cannot guarantee she will speak English, though.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

$40,000 a year for an illegal domestic worker? Gee, I didn't realize you hired through a Government agency........

[buffyt]

You are so funny today, you will do the housework and laundry for $40K a year! GOOD ONE! I just pulled a cake out of the oven and my washer and dryer are spinning away. That is how I live, internet "on", washer and dryer "on", something in oven... that way I don't feel guilty about all the hours I fritter away on FR. I am the president of our local Republican club so I do have a reason to know all current events, right?