[Dukie]

I like your thinking. At one point this state had on its license plates the sloagan:"You've Got a Friend in Pennsylvania". As it turns out, it's the kind of friend whose parting act is to skim a cut for himself.

[Dales]

What are friends for? (Where's my cut?)

[Still Thinking]

"You've Got a Friend in Pennsylvania"

See, not all of the slogan fit on the plates. The rest went: "so get him to another state, before we rob him blind!"