[Illbay]

...may settle a long-standing debate about the preservation of soft parts,...

I have spent almost my entire life, from the time I could walk, in strenuous effort to ensure the preservation of my soft parts.

To me, it is beyond debate. Period.

[jlogajan]

I have spent almost my entire life, from the time I could walk, in strenuous effort to ensure the preservation of my soft parts.

Are you the anti-viagran?